Four names that people call me:
1. Rob
2. Marmot
3. magicmarmot
4. Creepy Old Fuck

Four jobs I have had:
1. fast food cashier
2. retail sales wonk
3. repairman
4. janitor

Four movies I would (and have) watched more than once:
1. Alien
2. Night of the Living Dead
3. Return of the Living Dead
4. The Incredibles

Four places I have lived
1. Grand Rapids, MN
2. Bemidji, MN
3. Sterling, CO
4. West Des Moines, IA

Four places I have been:
1. Wisconsin
2. Canada
3. Germany
4. Belgium

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Dill Pickles
2. Hot Sauce
3. Asian Chicken Pizza
4. Meat

Four careers I would consider:
1. Photographer
2. Filmmaker
3. Genius-at-large
4. Tropical drink inspector

Four friends I think will respond:
1. Respond to what?
2. My incessant whining?
3. My glorious touch?
4. Or my brilliant wit?

Four things I am looking forward to this year:
1. Sleep.
2. Being done with the Great Purguing
3. A long hot shower, or soaking in a hot tub
4. Possibly sex.

Four TV shows that I watch:
1. Judge Judy
2. Cops
3. Family Guy
4. Reaper