EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot : Habanero Winnipeg. Just inspires fear, no?
SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied: Bear Grand Rapids. Oh yeah, THAT's better.
"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of Your Last Name: R-WIT. Kill me now.
ROCK STAR ALIAS = Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celeb: "Undefinable Goo" Diesel. Snork!
DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen: Orange Bleach. Wow, that sounds real. Boring, but real.
GIRL DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went To School: Bunny Generic College Campus. No comment necessary.
BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink : Turkey Jerky Diet Coke. My friends call me "TJ".
SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived : John Ridgewood. Gosh, that could work.