"Don't chew with food in your mouth."
And a beautiful line that I misheard and almost made me spew diet Coke® out my nose:
"Simon wouldn't know talent if it bit him on his perenium."
Sometimes I love my lack of hearing.
"Don't chew with food in your mouth."
"Simon wouldn't know talent if it bit him on his perenium."
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