Your Buddhist claptrap is undermined by your huge
gut, receding hairline and ludicrous fighting
style. And I bet you can't really cook either.


Which Kung Fu movie star are you?
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You are the finest action choreographer Hong Kong
ever produced, you have a gorgeous wife and the
physique of a lifelong McDonald's fan. I salute
you, you big butt-kickin' lump you.


Which Kung Fu Star Are You? - Old Skool Style
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Sheesh.

Can you tell I'm hungry?