Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam

The Uber-Pea

Uber-Pea, Uber-Pea
He wants to eat you and me
Uber-Pea comes from outer space
he wants to wipe out the human race


I'll eat you if you're English
I'll eat you if you're French
I'll eat you if you're Roger Moore
Or if you're Judy Densch.

I like eating people
of every different type
and when I'm full of eating them
I put them in my pipe

I like eating people
with a glass of gin
I like all the bits of people
but my favorite bit's the chin.

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