First best friend(s):
Probably Craig Anderson in pre-school.
First date:
Can't remember her name now, but chicken dinner at Country Kitchen. Neither one of us spoke. It was really bad.
First real kiss:
Denise Crotteau, when I was 16. Somewhere there is a picture.
First break-up:
I "broke up" with a girl named Sandy that I dated a couple of times. I don't remember why, but I was a real shit.
First screen name:
Lord Hedon.
First self-purchased album:
Jethro Tull: Songs from the Wood
First funeral:
Bob Shreve, my father's best friend. Cancer. The only time I ever saw my father cry.
First piercing/tattoo:
Pierced ear, somewhere around 1982. Long since forgotten.
First true love:
A stripper named Elaine.
First enemy:
Moloch, son of Lothar.
First musician you remember hearing in your house:
Danny Davis. Or maybe Hank Williams.
LASTS
Last cigarette:
Camel no-filters. College, 1986.
Last car ride:
Where I was a passenger? Going to a bank to sign a patent assignment.
Last kiss:
Ever? Barb, this afternoon before I left for Des Moines.
Last good cry:
1989.
Last library book checked out:
Probably something from college.
Last movie seen:
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.
Last beverage drank:
Diet Coke. No brainer there.
Last food consumed:
Summer sausage.
Last crush:
I'm having a rather difficult time with this one right now.
Last phone call:
Hm... probably to Tony this weekend.
Last time showered:
This morning.
Last shoes worn:
Um... the shoes I have on now?
Last cd played:
5001 sound effects.
Last item bought:
A computer game.
Last annoyance:
Taggers that hit the alley behind the house.
Last disappointment:
Someone who did something that affects me deeply, then tried to keep it a secret.
Last time wanting to die:
This afernoon, driving to Des Moines.
I didn't.
Last time scolded:
Last week sometime.
Last shirt worn:
Black T-shirt.
Last website visited:
Yahoo! mail. Or Livejournal.
Last word you said:
Fuck.
Last song you sang:
Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
What is in your cd player?:
Nothing.
What color socks are you wearing?:
white.
What color underwear are you wearing?:
White. Boring. Don't plan on having anybody see me in my underwear tonight anyway.
What is under your bed?:
Dead hooker. Very flat.
What time did you wake up today?:
A little before 10.
FUTURE
Where do you want to go?:
Many places. Most of europe. The east coast. Hawaii. South America. Australia & New Zealand. Vancouver. SanFran.
What career to you want to have?:
Filmmaker. Or tequila tester.
Where do you want to live?:
Someplace near the mountains with a wide expanse of beach. Or underground.
How many kids do you want?:
None, thanks. I'm full.
What kind of car(s)?:
A flying one.
