draw the next frame on the screen.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
The wall.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Malcolm inthe Middle. It's just on.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
7:57.
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
8:25.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
TV, air conditioner.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
About half an hour ago, getting stuff out of the truck.
9: What are you wearing?:
Sexy underwear.
10: Did you dream last night?:
Yes, and it was horrible.
11: When did you last laugh?:
Maybe this afternoon.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
A sign that says "Rooms", decorative paddles, pictures.
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
No. I'm in Iowa.
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
I'm taking it, aren't I?
15: What is the last film you saw?:
Hellboy.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
Probably dinner for a lot of friends.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I was in jail once.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
World peace without opression.
19: Do you like to dance?:
Not intentionally.
20: George Bush:
Asshat.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Misery.
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Buckethead.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
Yes.
23: Will you pass on this survey?:
No, I'll take it.