"The only thing worse is being a bass player in a clown-based Elvis cover band".
Second runner up:
"We never lost a sign after we started greasing them".
I ended up doing a whopping amount of flirting this weekend. And I'm pretty sure I didn't offend anybody doing it.
Only got friday night in the hot tub. Not good for me, but the time spent not tubbing was still good.
Work sucks.