Last night I had a dream where I was having a party for a film that I had finished. The party was at my house, and it had somehow ended up being a costume party with a distinct goth style to it.
There was the imbibing of alcohol, and a couple of the guests got a little tipsy, including one of the actresses (who was indeed very cute).
Later that night, when I went to get into bed, that same cute actress was already in my bed, all nekkid. I slipped under the covers...
...and nothing happened. I was being all chivalrous because I didn't want to take advantage of her being drunk.
Even in my dreams, I'm not getting any.