My brain is all melty. I'm reading documentation on my next module that I have to design and code, and there's a lot of stuff that hasn't been defined yet.
Put the headphones on and rock out a little to try and perk up, but I could really dig a nap right about now.
I think choking on your own vomit is better than choking on someone else's vomit.
I need a massage.
The "if it's brown, it's edible" rule is not always a good idea.
They won't let you have cell phones in jail.
The apocalypse would be so much different if the four horsement were named Dave, Joe, Frank and Jesse.
Weasels are funny, unless they're in your pants. Well, actually, if they're in your pants, it's still funny.
If you put a condiment on your condom in your condominium, you are probably as bored as I am.