Laughed my ass off.
Hits way too close to home.
"Token? Right here, buddy."
The crush meme is offline. Last one said I had one crush. I wanna know who, dammit!
Spent way too much money this last week. All for a good cause, but I am now scraping the bottom of the barrel for another week. Like rock bottom. And the next check is short three days, and house payment, rent and utilities have to come out of it. It's not dire, but it's causing some... friction.
Feeling a little overwhelmed trying to schedule everything. Projects at the house, work, Barb moving out, Rick moving in, Bryan moving to Florida, paying estimated taxes, cleaning... it's all in a big sliding whirlwind. Like I'm on the great Tilt-A-Whirl of life, and I've just eaten three cotton candies and a hot dog with everything.
The bears. They watch me silently, their beady little eyes staring with wonder and fear at what havoc I intend to wreak within their fuzzy little souls. Fear not, my little fuzzy friends. I mean you no harm. This will only hurt for a bit...