Ran out of crunchy kitty food. Kitty likes crunchy kitty food. Kitty hungry. Kitty lets me know he's hungry. Constantly. Kitty jumps on my face while I'm sleeping to let me know he's hungry. Idea for kitty to get a hobby, like collecting stamps. Lauging at funny mental image of kitty with stamps stuck all over his fur and on his paws, doing the waling paw shake, followed quickly by wonderment of how far kitty covered with stamps would go if mailed. Got dressed and went to the pet store. Got kitty food. Appeased the dark master. Breaking news: Elizabeth Smart has been found. Alive. After having been abducted for nine months. Stunning.