Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam


Crunch Boy does not exist. I repeat, Crunch Boy does not exist. What I mentioned in a previous post was simply a fluke that had nothing to do with any character, living or dead.
Also, there is no governmental entity called the Department of Cereal Standards. There is no "enforcement arm" of said nonexistent organization.
Cartoon characters that populate cereal boxes simply do not exist in reality. I am clearly a mentally disturbed individual, and nothing that I say can be trusted as having a true basis in reality.

However, I would like to point out that cereal high in fiber is an excellent way to start your day, and should always be a part of a nutritious, balanced breakfast. As a matter of fact, you should go buy some now. Move along. There is nothing to see here.

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