Somehow I ended up on an elevator going upstairs into some sort of college dorm, and when I stepped off, sure enough, everything was swapped left for right. I wandered down the hall, and when I rounded a corner into a common area, a guy on a ladder was pointting a gun at me. Turns out that we were supposed to be making a movie-- John Lovitz was in the corner wearing vampire makeup-- and I had forgotten about it completely. Mark down another one for the curses.
I finally found Buffy on a couch in the common room. There were a couple other people around having a conversation, but she pretty much looked bored. I leaned over the couch and started telling her about what had happened with Mischevous Willow and the curses, when I felt the overwhelming desire to start kissing her neck. Then I moved slowly up to her lips, and had a very slow, gentle kiss going... until suddenly it came to me that her ex-boyfriend was a vampire...
Then the doorbell rang (for real), and I woke up. Misordered pizza delivery for somebody named Eliza.
The kiss was amazing though.