Lately, I've been having dreams where everyone gets naked. For the most part, it's not so bad, unless I dream about someone I know, then it gets a litle creepy. And I've been finding myself absent-mindedly putting things into other things, like a nail into a washer, or hot dogs into donuts. I think I may be horny. Trouble is, I don't feel horny. It's like the car is in gear, but the engine isn't running. Three words: Bachelor: the Movie. And now I have to think about advertising. Black and white, small graphic ad, to get the idea across. Gah.