Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam

I KNOW you're not getting any.
Have you considered that god's
trying to phase your line out?

Keep masturbating.
I hate kittens.

If at first you don't succeed,
take another hit.

None of your dreams
Will ever come true.
...Especially that one
with the truck full of
cheerleaders. Seriously, what
the hell were you thinking?
Billy's tells your fortune!


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