alcippeWhat is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Hmm... either movie scores, or sound effect CDs.
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Ain't got none.
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Probably lipo.
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment?
Spontaneous erection.
Spontaneous or planned?
Hmm... planned.
What do you carry with you at all times?
When I'm out: keys, wallet, phone. When I'm in, nothing.
What do you miss most about being a kid?
Flexibility and energy. Time to do stuff.
Are you happy with your given name?
Eh.
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
$3,750,000.04
Do you talk a lot?
Sometimes. Usually not. I'm usually alone.
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Sometimes. There are things about me that I really like, and things that I don't. And I do believe that I exist. Otherwise, who has been wearing my pants?
Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
Annoy? Maybe once or twice. Ever since I shivved that bum in Luxembourg, word has gotten around that you don't mess around with the big dog. Woof!
What is your ideal marriage location?
An insane asylum?
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
Guitar. Bass. Keyboard.
Favorite fabric(s)?
To wear? Probably cotton.
To show off: leather, velvet.
To hang: Duvateyne or convention taffeta
For effect: scrim
Something you love and hate?
relationships. Being alone.
Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
If I had one and they wanted to hear about it, sure.
What's the one language you want to learn?
German. I know some, but not enough to be conversant anymore. Japanese.
What do you order at a bar?
Drinks? What is this, a trick question?
Last bar I was at, I had Southern Comfort. Before that, imported beer. Depends on my mood, eh.
Can you drive a manual car?
As in a car with a manual transmission? yes.
Most frivolous purchase?
Lately? A Microchip DSP developer kit.
Do you consider yourself materialistic?
In a way, yes. I find comfort in things, when the things are tools for creativity.
Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
I stand in and blend out.
What's the one car you will never buy?
I can think of several. 1970 Dodge Dart.
What kind of movies do you watch?
Horror, sci-fi, suspense, mystery, comedy. I love indie films and bad horror films.
If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Hookers and blow.
Pay off everything. Build a studio complex. Hire my friends. Make movies. Throw wild naked hot-tub parties.
Burial or cremation?
I want to donate my body to comedy.
If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
Depends on the person, and how much I don't like them. Usually by not being around them as much as possible.
Do you cry in front of your friends?
I rarely cry.
What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
I intimidate some. Friendly, nice. Unbearably sexy.
What's one thing you like to do alone?
Does sex count?
How about reading?
Are you a giver or a taker?
Giver.
When's the last time you cried?
Couple weekends ago.
Favorite communication method?
touch.
How many drinks before you're tipsy?
Depends on the drink. And what (or who) I've eaten. Usually three.
Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
Other than agility and coordination, I've been naked in front of a lot of my friends. Hell I've appeared in my underwear on TV.