Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot
I don't do new year's resolutions. Primarily because I find that the time for resolve is now, when it's needed.

That being said, this was cute:

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Spend more time snuggling puppies.
Drink more beer.
Spend more time surfing porn at work.
Get fired from my current job.
Masturbating at least twice a day.
Procrastinate more.
Become a slut.
Get myself admitted to a mental institution.
Bang the girl who lives next door.
Become anti-social.
Become one with my inner sociopath.

Get your resolution here




I modified it a little. So spank me.
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