In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Spend more time snuggling puppies.
Drink more beer.
Spend more time surfing porn at work.
Get fired from my current job.
Masturbating at least twice a day.
Become a slut.
Get myself admitted to a mental institution.
Bang the girl who lives next door.
Become one with my inner sociopath.
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