1. Who did you last get angry with? Barb.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Depends on the fight. BFG.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I'd rather not,
but if it's necessary, yes.
4. How about of the same sex? See #3.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Barb.
6. What is your pet peeve? Being underestimated.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let things go? Usually I can
let them go after a while.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not
done in a while? hmm, floss?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? The following day
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I'm a nice guy.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Last night.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Propel
2. Do you eat the skin of off chicken? Not if it's alive.
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
4. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yes.
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Spicy.
6. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought,
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting
movies/family/Passer byers)? Maybe a dozen.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting
physicians/family)? About the same.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of the
opposite sex during a normal conversation? Staring? No. I've never
caught myself at it.
5. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex?
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Yes.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yes.
1. How many credit cards do you own? One.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Menards/HomeDepot
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Pay off
everything, buy new toys, invest.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Both. Famous.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make
megabucks? Maybe for a while.
6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Less than ten.
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I can
think of a few; all things that I've made.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Correct pooping, I think.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Being
known for quality work.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? During sex, no.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much
higher skill? Not really.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Not
for a long time.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Pooped correctly.
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have
for your own? Their women.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Hmm... Lex.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Possibly Hugh Jackman.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from
your own? Yes.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for
yourself? More confidence.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Not really. I
aspire to higher things.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust.