Fabulous Frisky Lips
Your X-Men Genetic Mutation is...
Punctualationism - Power to change traffic lights to green on approach.
Your Result: Elvis Lives!
Your Score: 87
Your world is full of conspiracies, theories, suppositions and conclusions.
You know Hitler never died in that bunker, that JFK was secreted away to the USSR for medical experiments, and that George W Bush is really a glove puppet.
You haven't had sex in a long time, either, have you?