Ten things

Feb. 23rd, 2005 at 9:26 AM

Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't

1) Done thousands of radio commercials.
2) Been in a national TV ad.
3) Auditioned for a role as Barney the Dinosaur.
4) Been arrested on felony charges (unrelated to #3).
5) Made TV commercials that I have written and directed.
6) Made more than one movie.
7) Dated strippers.
8) Broken somebody else's rib and driven it into their heart while
giving them CPR.
9) Designed equipment that is currently used in IMAX theaters.
10) Gone more than 20 years without a speeding ticket.

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petsnakereggie

Feb. 23rd, 2005 03:34 pm (UTC)

#10

Wrong baby! I am speeding ticket free in 20+ years on the road!

I did get a warning once.....passed a police car going 65 while driving through downtown Kansas City. Ooops.

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lexinatrix

Feb. 23rd, 2005 03:43 pm (UTC)

KC cops have nothing better to do than look for speeders, so I think this doesn't count.

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petsnakereggie

Feb. 23rd, 2005 03:53 pm (UTC)

Well in all fairness, he didn't have to look for me. I whipped right past him. He was going 65. I.........wasn't.

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magicmarmot

Feb. 23rd, 2005 03:59 pm (UTC)

Well, it does say "probably".

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gingerpook

Feb. 24th, 2005 01:35 am (UTC)

8) Broken somebody else's rib and driven it into their heart while giving them CPR.

Holy shit! Did (s)he live?

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magicmarmot

Feb. 24th, 2005 01:37 am (UTC)

No.

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(Anonymous)

Feb. 24th, 2005 04:00 pm (UTC)

It's not that unusual

Even trained and experianced first responders sometimes do this. CPR is not a gentle thing, and it can't be to be effective. This person may not have lived, but he had a better chance with you trying to help him than he did without you there.

Trees

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