1) Done thousands of radio commercials.
2) Been in a national TV ad.
3) Auditioned for a role as Barney the Dinosaur.
4) Been arrested on felony charges (unrelated to #3).
5) Made TV commercials that I have written and directed.
6) Made more than one movie.
7) Dated strippers.
8) Broken somebody else's rib and driven it into their heart while
giving them CPR.
9) Designed equipment that is currently used in IMAX theaters.
10) Gone more than 20 years without a speeding ticket.
