You shall be Ordained, Discordian. As Pope I initiate you into the Third Degree of the PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC, or POEE. Henceforth, you shall be addressed as a Priest/ess or Chaplin, until such time as you get your Shit Together and graduate to the Next Degree.

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