Constipated
Incubated
Radiated
Razor-bladed
Toxic Wasted
Designated fool.
Indubidably my dear Miss Pomegranate, I'll be seeding you later.
Yes. Wow. Imagine that this particular decision is causing me to make
about two days worth of changes to my code. Yet somehow I get blamed
because I didn't anticipate your arbitrary decision to make the changes.
And gosh, I seem to remember mentioning some months ago that this
particular piece of logic was byzantine, cumbersome, and really needed
to be redesigned and streamlined before we got to production... But I
suppose that things said in the past are in the past and have no bearing
on the present, right? Not being part of the solution is being part of
the problem, and all that.
Hey, look... Did you just see that monkey? I think it flew out of my
ASS!
57 days and counting.