If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric Username Yer Pirate Name! Name yer ship! Why be ye a Pirate? Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I'm really good with knots...Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!! Yer First Mate! loba Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl) satinribbon Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirate dddragonlady Ye'll be pursued by Admiral moneygod Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident... redbird23 Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures windelina Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder! 314 Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 17% Quiz created with MemeGen !