Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then screw them until both of you are senseless and unable to screw anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

Of course, wanting to and able to are two different things...
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