You Will Die at Age 70 70 You're pretty average when it comes to how…: magicmarmot

You Will Die at Age 70

70

You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...

And how you'll die as well.

Oh, good. I have a few years left then.

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

This one is interesting, since it keys on animals.

Guru
You got her 87% of the way there!

You got her 87% of the way there!
Hail to you! You are an unselfish cunnilingus guru! You know all the tricks, you can drive her wild, and you're not stuck up about it. Congratulations. This is a most honorable skill you have developed. With you it's not even a skill, it's an art. If flows from you. I wouldn't be surprised if a large gabble of gals whispered your name in their fantasies.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 95% on skill

You scored higher than 28% on arrogance

Okay, really, a written test?

And the alphabet trick is much more fun in cyrillic.