Well, I can be had.
You Need A Magicmarmot.
A Smooth-Running Magicmarmot is a Relaxing Experience.
Magicmarmot Comes to Those Who Wait.
Think Magicmarmot.
Doing It Right Before Your Magicmarmot.
Okay, I don't know where that last one came from, but it sounds positively dirty.
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