Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam

I am an ass man. I firmly admit it. I just didn't realize how much of an ass man I am until recently.

I don't entirely know why.

Asses are fun to touch, to tickle and tease, to caress and fondle. They are surprisingly sensitive, particlularly in two primary areas which are secret. The ass is a good piece of skin to be exposed when flirting. It's not entirely sexual, but since it's hidden most of the time, it grabs a lot of attention when seen. Spanking can be fun...

A good ass has a firm foundation of muscles. The gluteal muscles are of prime importance to a well-shaped ass, just as the foundation is prime to a well-built home. The thigh and back muscles run a secondary importance, but the glutes are key. Now on top of that, there can be a bit O jiggle. Not a lot, mind you... there should be a visible line of definition between the thigh and the buttock, but the buttock itself shouldn't droop.
Width isn't nearly as important as shape and firmness. And texture-- smooth is better. Goosebumps are okay, and generally a good indicator.

Assthetics. Heh.

Before you go off on me about being a sexist pig, carefully notice the lack of gender terms in the above description.

It's a good reminder to me that I need to work on my ass a lot more. Along with other things of course, but I've become a lot more ass-centric in my desires and my focus. And that could be hard, because at least some of the ass is hereditary. I ain't ever gonna be petite, but I can be firm.

And a great ass is a thing to behold.

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