Great festering naugahyde rumproasts, I want to leave. I'm booting out of here at 3:30, because I'm basically useless here today, and that will get me missing most of the crosstown traffic. I want to be with friends, I want to get hugs and smooches from hot babes, I want to soak in the hot tub, I want to see and do things and people that are fun and exciting. I want to see fun things and do exciting people.

AAAAH! THE CLOCK IS MOVING TOO SLOW!