Oops.
I had paid the bill. By check. Made out to the cable company. Not to the electric/gas company.
Okay, straightened that out.
Call from the old apartment place. They realized their mistake, and are cutting me a refund check.
Found an unauthorized charge on an old account. Someone had signed me up for a subscription to Entertainment Weekly from a Best Buy. Got it canceled and refunded.
Took the dog outside to pee. Put on a robe. Sat down on the chair on the porch.
The metal chair.
The one that's been in the direct sunlight for several hours.
My scream scared the dog. And probably a few neighbors.
And now I have to try and put some aloe vera lotion on my ass.
Joke here: know what burns my ass? A metal chair that's been in the sun for several hours.
