Why aren't we dating?
I'm a dude, dude.
2(10.5%)
We live too far apart.
0(0.0%)
I'm married/already have a significant other.
2(10.5%)
I only date within my own species.
0(0.0%)
I'm a lesbian/don't swing that way.
0(0.0%)
You're too old for me.
0(0.0%)
You're too old for anyone.
0(0.0%)
You're too kinky for me.
0(0.0%)
You're not kinky enough for me.
0(0.0%)
The Dark Ones say that I must wait...
1(5.3%)
I am clinically insane.
0(0.0%)
I am currently incarcerated.
0(0.0%)
The thought of sex with you makes me vomit, just a little.
0(0.0%)
I don't like zombies.
0(0.0%)
You never asked.
0(0.0%)
(cont'd)
Dude, I've seen your house and it frightens me.
0(0.0%)
You frighten me.
0(0.0%)
I'm too intimidated to ask.
1(10.0%)
Because I'm beautiful, and you're not.
0(0.0%)
I thought you were gay.
0(0.0%)
You're too busy.
1(10.0%)
You have no aura of mystery anymore.
0(0.0%)
Children fear you.
0(0.0%)
I'm allergic to dogs/cats/zombies.
0(0.0%)
You don't have enough money.
1(10.0%)
You have no sense of style.
0(0.0%)
I have no short-term memory.
0(0.0%)
I have no short-term memory.
0(0.0%)
We are dating. You just don't remember. And you owe me 20 bucks.
2(20.0%)
Other...
2(20.0%)
