I just got a call from a company wondering if I'd come work for them.
In Australia.
Damn. I should have had 'em at least fly me out for an interview.
This morning I felt fine. This afternoon I started feeling like crap. I went home early and promptly crashed for a couple of hours. Woke up in…
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Just because I'm an asshole: