Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam


Troubled actor Tom Sizemore is battling a rare medical condition that leaves him sexually insatiable.
The star was recently diagnosed with priapism, which doctors believe could have been caused by years of alcohol and drug abuse.
Sizemore's manager says, "He can have sex nine times without stopping. His condition explains his sexual addiction. He's in the midst of a massive depression, but he's making tremendous progress."
Tucker claims Sizemore's addiction prompted the actor to rig video cameras up around his house, which for the past three years have documented his activities with a string of women he has lured back to his California pad. Three such tapes have been allegedly stolen and are expected to be released on the Internet.

Methinks the rarefied atmosphere of Hollywood defines problems of a whole different type than the ones that affect moi. The need to have a lot of sex combined with the ability to get a lot of sex doesn't seem to be much of a problem to me. Then again, I don't have a bunch of cameras hidden around my house to record my sexual activities (for which you can probably be thankful).

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