I keep getting slammed with images of attractive women. Mostly photos, but the occasional video or live glimpse, and it's making me a bit nuts.
I know nothing about these women. Just the images. And yet they tear into my heart like harpies after a demented sailor.
At the same time, I have no desire at all. None. Like a piece of driftwood.
I don't get it.
Latest Hanes commercial stars Marisa Tomei. I have an ongoing thing for my lovely Marisa. Fans of my life will understand why. And she is 41 years old and still looks amazing. I would do a lot of really stupid things for her.
Still feel wonky.
Something is really, really wrong. I don't know what. But I'm a little scared.