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Look at your LJ "interests" list. If you have over seventy-five interests, pick every tenth one.
If you have between fifty and seventy-five interests, pick every seventh one.
If you have fewer than 50 interests, pick every fifth one.
If you have fewer than ten, pick all of 'em.
List them on your LJ, and tell everyone exactly what it is about these things that interests you so much.


cadavers
Okay, like this one isn't self-evident. I make dead people.

cunnilinctus
Ahem. What about this doesn't interest me? It is the proper term, BTW.

embedded systems programming
It's what I do.

flexible women
I like this because it's got multiple meanings, and I like all of 'em.

handjobs
We all need a job now and then.

illusion
I love illusion. I specifically love creating illusion.

lighting
As in lighting for movies and photography.

massage exchange
Finding someone with whom I can practice and be practiced upon.

polyamory
More an intellekshual interest. Interpersonal relations are fascinating.

semiotics
The study of signs and minds, and how the mind thinks. It's a major part of the whole synthetic consciousness kick.

skulls
Um, duh.

tantric massage
Oh, like you wouldn't like to be massages by someone who can bring you to heights of sexual ecstacy.

you smell like butt
The bunny. My favorite. It induces paranoia.

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mle292
Sep. 11th, 2005 08:47 am (UTC)
Now I'll always think of you when I hear this line...
We all need a job now and then.

"I hope to send more money home next time, as my new friend Patty says that she's going to get me a blow job."
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