ME: "So do you have any idea where it might be?"
THEM: "No, we really have no idea. It was in out Bloomington office, and we're in Brooklyn Park."
ME: "So you're saying it's lost then?"
THEM: "Well, I wouldn't say it's lost exactly..."
ME: "Just that you don't know where it is, and you don't know where to look for it."
THEM: "No, we just haven't been able to find it today. There's always tomorrow."
Hey, at least they called me back. That's a first.