The house title file...

THEM: "Well, we haven't been able to find it today."

ME: "So do you have any idea where it might be?"

THEM: "No, we really have no idea. It was in out Bloomington office, and we're in Brooklyn Park."

ME: "So you're saying it's lost then?"

THEM: "Well, I wouldn't say it's lost exactly..."

ME: "Just that you don't know where it is, and you don't know where to look for it."

THEM: "No, we just haven't been able to find it today. There's always tomorrow."


Hey, at least they called me back. That's a first.