Hey, you know that door that was blocked open with me standing right outside? Yeah, that was me who blocked it open so that I could go back inside after my cell phone call without having to walk halfway around the freaking building when it's bloody cold. I appreciate your sense of security, but you know, the building is open, and it's regular business hours, and I'M STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE THE FREAKING DOOR.
I hope your car breaks down at 2 in the morning in the middle of nowhere, asshat.