Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam

Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights.

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks.

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad.

Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years,
see what makes him tick.

Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is
sure to get his kicks.

Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then,
throw away the key.

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