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Nov. 7th, 2005

30/f, bisexual. 5' 11" (1.80m). SINGLE.

My self-summary:

Hi well I am looking to get married, I need stability and dont want to worry about couch hopping any more. I am willing to relocate anywhere but I do like warmer climates better. I am dissabled and can not work in the community, I have no problem working at home however. I have an SSD claim pending. I like music, reading, singing and sex if you can keep it interesting (the same thing all the time gets boring)! So if you want someone who will cook and clean and do the shopping, drop me a line.

See Woodwork, out of the.


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Nov. 7th, 2005 12:55 pm (UTC)
Take care of me like a pet!
Nature's way of saying 'Don't touch'.
Nov. 7th, 2005 02:00 pm (UTC)
Not just "take care of me like a pet"
Take care of me like a spoiled pet that will be high maintenance, and will walk away when I get bored...probably with half of the stuff that you have left after I spend a fair amount of time socking stuff away when your not looking.


The up-front stuff is scary enough...but the meta-messages?!?! Yow.

Nov. 7th, 2005 03:32 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'm sure she'll "work from home" and "do the shopping" until the money's gone, then hop to the next couch.
Nov. 7th, 2005 06:02 pm (UTC)
Couch-hopping just involves so many really bad images...
Nov. 7th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
I don't have a long enough pole I feel comfortable touching that with at the moment.

The whole 'I want to get married because I'm tired of couch hopping' is priceless though.

Nov. 7th, 2005 06:01 pm (UTC)
There just aren't sufficient words to handle the thoughts that ran through my head. I think this one may top the "I'm looking fer a man that can take care of me and my four kids and a couple kinfolk while I work on my GED" that I got a few months ago.
Nov. 7th, 2005 10:05 pm (UTC)
Soda pop hurts when it goes up your nose.

Note to self... :)

We get something here called the weekly Flyer. In it, there's a lovebirds section. I love getting that just so I can read the incarcerated ads.

One from last week.

"Old fashioned girl with high standards seeking a caring forgiving man who will love me for me. I am honest, compassionate, and do to get out in six to eight months. I wish to start a long term relationship with a gentleman who will not focus on the past, but will help me through the future. I will be loyal and dedicated to the right person."

That is tame compared to the better ones.

Nov. 7th, 2005 10:24 pm (UTC)
Well, just because someone's in prison doesn't mean they don't need love. Though I have to wonder what she's in for...

I will be loyal and dedicated to the right person... and beat to death the wrong one with a baseball bat.

I probably shouldn't joke. I've been too close to long-term incarceration myself, and the thought of a couple of years without some good lovin... oh, hey, wait...
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