Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam


1.) No, I never said that your ass smells like fish. At least not that you heard.

2.) That whole pedophile thing is just a misunderstanding, really.

3.) Despite what may have been said, you can be pretty sure I've never actually licked your doorknob.

4.) Yes, the holes are there for a reason. No, I'm not going to tell you what that reason is.


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