I just woke up to the savory smell of roast turkey. Problem is, I'm not cooking a turkey. I figured that it's one of the neighbors slow roasting a turkey overnight, and through some fluke of a drafty old house, the smell is invading. It seems a little weird at 2:00 in the morning, but whatever. Problem is that I just let Sadie outside to pee, and there is no smell of roast turkey outside . It seems to be coming from inside the house. Apparently, I have a ghost, and it likes to cook for the holidays.