Keynote of the day: just because something can be done does not mean it should be done.
The headache this morning blossomed into a near-nuclear event which laid me waste until after 10:00. Industrial-strength decongestants and enough ibuprofen to make a horse loopy, and I'm able to function at a rudimentary level, meaning I can spell things like rudimentary. I'm pretty good, but for the nausea.
Bould, boulder, bouldest.
Could, coulder, couldest.
Should, Shoulder, Shouldest.
This heavy expensive thing is up high. I don't like heavy expensive thing up high. I shall make heavy expensive thing down low.
Sound of heavy expensive thing falling made loud noise, which was scary. I shall vomit on heavy expensive thing and let it know who is boss.
It is Cat Law.