Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I gave dracut a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In October I pulled jmanna's hair (-5 points). In September I put money in vwbuglover's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-10 points). For Christmas I deserve to be punished by a Swedish Bikini Mistress!

Sincerely,
magicmarmot

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