Happy Almost-Slut Whoa! You scored 26 Sluttiness Points and 19 Ethics Points! Interesting... It's clear that you're at least a bit sex positive but you may still have some hang-ups about the whole consensual nonmonogamy thing. I know, it can be difficult to step out into new things. No one says you have to but it may open new worlds to you if you try something that seems a little bit outside your usual cup-of-tea. Just keep treating yourself and others with respect and you can't go wrong. And oh yeah, you're great in bed. My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender : You scored higher than 43% on Sluttiness You scored higher than 66% on Ethics Link: The Ethical Slut Test written by PlayfulKissing on OkCupid Free Online Dating , home of the 32-Type Dating Test I think a lot of this comes from the wording "Have you ever ...", since a lopt of these things I did when I was much younger and less open-minded than I am now about consensual nonmonogamy. The way I look at it these days is that when you have consenting adults in a relationship and all of the partners in that relationship are happy with it, there's nothing wrong with it. That leaves a lot of doors open, but it does shoot a few down. I also have a problem with some mixed metaphors.