Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In December, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In July, I recruited cleo as a new cultist (30 points). In September, I rescued geohard from being sacrificed (-200 points). In August, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In November, I sacrificed windelina to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (315 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant, magicmarmot
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