Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot

Go into your archives and look at your first post of each month. Choose the last sentence of each entry and post it next to the correct month.

JAN: Happy noo year.
FEB: And doubly sorry if you were eating a salad.
MAR: Still, lots of gratuitous nudity.
APR: Rats enjoy being tickled.
MAY: And you know, I think I'm okay with that.
JUN: And now I shall proceed to be cranky for a while.
JUL: Bleah. I sound boring.
AUG: I'll even buy dinner at Applebee's.
SEP: I think I may have lost an internal organ.
OCT: If I had to sum up tonight in two words: Holy shit.
NOV: Scrimshaw show, funny. Me, way too exhausted.
DEC: Headache to beat the butcher's wife.

This one's with the first sentence of each month's entry:

JAN: Well, there ya go.
FEB: I ended up cutting the workout short a bit last night.
MAR: One year ago today was my first day here at Des Moines.
APR: We have now reached that portion of our programming day where the pseudoephedrine kicks in and makes sleep impossible.
MAY: Short version: I'm home.
JUN: Well, it had to happen sooner or later.
JUL: I am packed.
AUG: EDIT: If you need directions, call my cell phone.
SEP: Just filled up my gas tank.
OCT: If I had to sum up tonight in two words: Holy shit.
NOV: Forms are in place, more or less.
DEC: WTF?

Neither one really sums up the year at all.
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