Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot

What's your excuse?

You're not my type. I only do women.
3(18.8%)
I live too far away.
0(0.0%)
You're too old.
0(0.0%)
You're too young.
0(0.0%)
I'm just not attracted to you.
1(6.2%)
I've seen you naked.
0(0.0%)
I'm too shy.
0(0.0%)
I'm afraid I'd fall in love with you.
0(0.0%)
I'm allergic to cat/dog hair.
0(0.0%)
You smell like a monkey.
0(0.0%)
I'm already taken, otherwise I'd be all over you.
1(6.2%)
You're just too damn creepy.
0(0.0%)
I'd be intimidated by your presence.
0(0.0%)
I'm afraid it just wouldn't be as good as the fantasy.
0(0.0%)
In my mind, I'm doing you right now.
2(12.5%)
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