Goddamn Nuclear Regulatory Comission. Turns out the only polonium you can buy on ebay is in the form of vintage spark plugs. I may have to go with a fusion reactor instead, and my basement already has enough crap in it.
Is feces plural?
What do you call strings made from ham?
Lubricant. Looooobricant. Loooooooooooooooooobricant.
I need booze. And a massage.