Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot

Quanto?

Brain gone, it go on vacation. Me stuck in meat-puppet typing. Brain say "so long" after meeting where brain run around like Snoop Dogg posse looking for cheap cigars.

Meat-puppet want cake. Brain say meat-puppet no get cake, but brain gone. Unfortunately cake gone too by time brain go. Now meat-puppet want booze.



Q: How many boob it take change light bulb?

A: Heh. You say "boob".

Meat puppet laugh so hard him spill drink.

Meat puppet wonder why tax on condoms. Would hurt and poke holes.
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