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magicmarmot's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 28% Politically Correct!)



Started : 01st January 2006 07:20:43 AM

Ended : 02nd January 2006 01:05:07 AM
Alco Money! : $ 421

Guests of Honour

uglyzebras is a graceful Buddhist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. uglyzebras drank 2 Gins, 14 Coffee Liqueurs, 1 Aftershock.
magicmarmot is an insecure Muslim and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler. magicmarmot drank 7 Poteens, 1 Goldschlager.
petsnakereggie is a paranoid Liberal Christian and a lover of everything alcoholic. petsnakereggie decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
musichad is a foul Wiccan and a newbie drinker. musichad drank 4 Bloody Marys, 5 Cosmopolitans, 5 Lagers.
fairoriana is a jovial Muslim. fairoriana drank 5 Gins, 1 Goldschlager.
_tekwh0re_ is a stable Wiccan and is usually the last person standing at the bar. _tekwh0re_ drank 3 Vodkas, 4 White Russians, 1 Champagne, 1 Aftershock.
chebutykin is a nervous Wiccan and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. chebutykin drank 6 White Wines.
mattmitchell88 is a suicidal Buddhist who shits whenever or whenever they get the inkling for it. mattmitchell88 drank 1 Aligator Bite, 6 Goldschlagers, 13 Cognacs.
windelina is a repulsive Atheist and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night who regularly steals money from charity. windelina drank 10 Poteens.
bohemianrapsody is a despicable Fundementalist Christian and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking who once wrote 'If You Come Down My Chimney Again I Shall Tear Your Furry Balls Off' in a letter to Santa. bohemianrapsody decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
dracut is a malevolent Atheist and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. dracut drank 11 Rums, 8 White Wines, 1 Irish Cream.

Sick!

By morning magicmarmot's cat had been dyed a unique vomity shade. Oh debauchery! How you have soiled magicmarmot's kitty!

Fights

'I know your sort musichad, you wander around cursing everything that is good and true in life. Jesus said....' musichad jumped up before bohemianrapsody could even finish the sentence and began smothering the God-Botherer with a pillow.

bohemianrapsody is currently sueing windelina for $1,000,000 after the Atheist reportedly shouted 'bohemianrapsody! Your God reeks of shit! Your Church reeks of shit! You reek of shit! You are full of shit!'.

Lovers

There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that magicmarmot and bohemianrapsody will be announcing magicmarmot's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.

The Drunkest

mattmitchell88 when you catch yourself drinking at funerals, you know you are in trouble!

Random Events

During a game of truth or dare, uglyzebras admitted that their most embarassing moment was when they got booted in the privates by the Queen Mother after asking her to sign their nads with a permanent marker!

uglyzebras and windelina were on the edge of a punch-up after windelina called uglyzebras a balding greasy bastard with hungry head lice!


Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!


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Wait, I'm preggers?

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Dec. 31st, 2005 02:35 pm (UTC)
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